Greens, as we all know, are detrimental to the human condition. They have been known to cause cancer, eye cateracts, the plague, and in some cases a complex clinical condition known as acromegaly, the only cure for which is the guillotine. It is frightening, and also slightly ironic, to think that when, as children, we spoke of the terrible dangers inherent in the eating of such poisons, we were not very far from the truth. Not very far, indeed.
Experts have suggested that the human race turn to another diet, one previously thought to be unhealthy. Some refer to the contents of this alternative diet as "greens," but I believe the stakes are such that confusion between the two food groups should be avoided like the plague, because another plague is what we will get if we continue on our current path to destruction. This food group shall be called "candy" and will be the salvation of the human race. "Candy" includes, but is not limited to the following items.
fruit snacks
jolly ranchers
jelly beans
fruit rollups
green sprinkles
and so on
Finally, credit goes where credit is due. The visionary who has changed the way the world regards the world of vegetables - and his profound writings - can be found at the following web address. Go there. You will find nothing but the truth. And the truth will set you free.
+http://danielogletree.blogspot.com
[Disclaimer: It's almost 4am. I'm about to get off work. Work sucks. Sleep is awesome. The combination of work, which sucks, and no sleep, which is not awesome, can be very disastrous, as seen above. Disregard, please]
